Just a few conversations from today:Â
SG:Â Mom….why do Christmas trees have to be so pretty?
SG: What’s that in your eye right there (poking my eyeball). It’s red like blood.
Me:Â It’s red because I have allergies.
SG:Â I don’t have allergies.
Me:Â No, that’s good.
SG:Â Only big ole’ huge girls have allergies.
Me:Â Thanks, thanks a lot.
SG:Â Baby Jesus and the lamb ran away. (the lamb is still missing…)
(conversation with my dad on the phone)
Dad: We just ate spaghetti. I am thinking about having some pumpkin roll.
Me:Â That sounds really good right now. Blah, blah, blah, kids are doing well, Christmas tree is up, blah, blah , blah
Dad: Blah, blah, blah, that’s great, blah blah blah. Oh, my pumpkin roll is here. I didn’t even get up!
Me:Â Wow, I want a self-delivering pumpkin roll…
Dad:Â Well, actually it didn’t deliver itself, my wonderful wife just brought me a piece.
Me:Â Wow, I really want a wife…
SG (while coloring): Mom, I’m a drawing machine. Actually, I’m 3 machines. I’m a drawing machine, a eating machine, and a farting machine.
Also:
Just a quick update… Thanksgiving was great, went to Oklahoma, visited with my family. Boomer got to meet his great grandmas and great grandpa and lots of aunts, uncles and cousins. SG got to ride her favorite horse sonny. The ride wasn’t too bad… not too good either, but not too bad.
At his one year well-check our pediatrician gave us a referral for a speech eval for Boomer. Premature, perhaps, but she said she was being proactive. Anyways, after both a speech and developmental eval, looks like he is just fine. He does not qualify for services. He can already say mama, dada, more, and just started saying ball. I know he has been so focused on learning to walk, he doesn’t have time for talking. Oh, have I mentioned he is walking now? Everywhere. All the time. It seems like wherever I go he is standing right behind me
 UNTIL I put shoes on him. Then suddenly he loses all ability to stand. It’s very interesting. The boy just can not walk in shoes. He gets SO mad when I even put them on him. I am going to start making him where them around the house so he can get used to them so he can walk in places other than just the inside of our house…


